How fast can a pig run?

This is not a Dr Suess tale just another day on the funny farm. Daisy, the free pig decided that she wanted to see the farm. She wiggled out and was walking down the farm lane when Alvin saw her. He call the Bear and they headed home from Brevard and the girls and I came home from our errands, to chase the pig. Now, Daisy is short and fat, like me, but she runs a lot faster than I. Jenna grabbed the broom and Sam grabbed the net and we went out. Ho came in the jeep and we all chased the pig. Tried to bribe her with apples and dog biscuits but she keep us on run. Paw Paw, David, came over on the 4 wheeler to help. To see him chasing the pig was so funny. He yelled to grab Daisy's tail to catch her. The only one that could do it was Sam. She taught the pig by the tail and was holding on, I jumped on her, the pig not Sam. Then David came to put the lead on her and Daisy jumped up and knock David to his butt and tried to bite him. We got David up to his 4 wheeler and Ho and I picked the pig up and placed her in the back of the hemi. She was mad. She turned and bite me and was trying to tear up the car to get out. She got loose and David got her running to the barn. Then the guys got her back in and we fixed where she got out. David was ok, he says no bite marks or bruised, can't say that much for me. Above my knee was a 9 inch mark. Glad she had her shots not long ago. It was funny the Bear said in the beginning but after 2 hours and lots of bruises later it was not as funny as the start. Ho and I said after she bite me that she was now was a real free pig...to run free as she wished..not worth the problem but Paw Paw never gave up. Just another lazy Sunday afternoon. Just couldn't stop thinking of Uncle Charlie, if you pull on a pig's tail it could come off. Well Uncle Charlie Daisy's tail did not come off....